funny prayer I read in the internet:
"So far today God, I have done all right.
I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper,
and haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty
selfish, or over-indulgent. And I haven't told
anyone to mind his own business and stay
out of mine. I'm really glad about that.
But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get
out of bed; and from then on I'm probably
going to need a lot of help."
